Aliens ! (?)

Was going to buy some groceries and some fat purple guy stopped me, he was about 1,50 tall and not more than 200 years old, judging by the fungal colonies on his body. He was searching for a local night club. I had a closer look at him and fired:
-Are you a foreigner?
-well, I think u can call me that - he answered - just passing by, trying to pull some birds and go back home.
He sounded funny, a weirdo dressed in a purple suit and covered with season mushrooms: This could only get better.
-Mate, bunnies around here dont get horny with guys like you. At least go home and shave your beard. Should also try to get some sun glasses to pass unnoticed around here.
-Got it mate, Ill take your advice, hope to see you later in the dance floor, I got some hot moves to show you - he thanked.
- Oh man, thats a pussy conversation, show your moves to the chicks. Good luck for your hunt.
Said that I just walked away still thinking about the weird people you meet this days.